Oh Look, Poo

That's the mountain I need.

Happy 4th of July.

Hello readers.  I've been working a lot lately and focusing on some other venues. I wanted to take a moment to wish all my faithful followers a happy 4th of July. Be safe. If you like fireworks, keep them away from your genitals.  Don't make the statement "hold my beer - watch this", before you …

A Little Very Dry Humor

I don't write everyday. I can't always find something provocative to say. I can't always find the words despite the title of this blog. Sometimes, I am at a loss. Today, I give you a poem.  It's short and sweet Like a narrow street It ends abrupt ..... The end.  Happy Tuesday!  My dog doesn't …

A Pause

I was walking my new friend, Einstein yesterday, and it was nice and casual. It wasn't our usual training walk where I keep the leash real short and make sure he's paying attention to me. We all need breaks. That's when I noticed the right moment to take this photo. Life cannot always be rigorous …

Mondays Can Be Mean, If You Want Them To Be

It is the first Monday to a new year. What will happen? Well... a number of things. You could stub your toe while dragging your body to the bathroom. You could spill coffee on yourself. You could get stuck in traffic. You could do a number of things that always make any Monday *the best …

Greedy Bastard

I swear that I shook my water bottle and this seagull came right over. Greedy bastards. Happy Freakin' Wednesday from Florida!

Poor Santa

I was on a walk yesterday against my own advice. I often do that. I came across Santa. I posed a few questions. 1- What is Santa doing away from the North Pole so early? 2- Why is Santa climbing a windmill? 3- Is he drunk? I concluded this: He must be drunk. Here is …